Soup Kitchen

by Dirty Mike & The Boys

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This is the debut demo from the band DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS. 8 songs of full on 1980s and early 1990s style hardcore punk. Just about the WORST band you will ever hear. But you will laugh and have a good time at least. Just imagine a teenage Kreator in 1985 playing Mob 47 and Discharge covers. This is 666%, middle finger in the air 2012 HESH PUNK! Short, Fast & Loud. Bringing back 1985 hardcore punk with some classic 1990 Power Violence thrown into the blender. We mean business, but we came to party. We don't really take our selves too seriously, can you tell? If you ask us, we will tell you that we sound like a Black Sabbath 33 on 78. Our amps go to 11. We have grey bushes, one person's trash is our treasure and we are STUPID. We fucking HATE "scenes" so those who like that shit can GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! This noise is for CREEPS ONLY! And we are totally 666% dedicated to being total fucking creeps!!!!!! Influences range from: Mob 47, Discharge, Geto Boys, The Misfits, Larm, D.R.I., Steve Miller, G-Anx, R.K.L., Hellnation, Doom, The Ramones, Dokken, Infest, Huey Lewis & The News, Raw Power, The Plasmatics, E.N.T., Twisted Sister, Neanderthal, Phil Collins, Anti-Cimex, Disorder, Poison Idea, L.A. Guns, Confuse, Motorhead, No Comment, old Ice Cube, Massgrav, old Kreator, Septic Death, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Venom, Boston, Excrement of War, Faster Pussycat, Hellhammer, Rupture, David Bowie, Black Uniforms, G.B.H., Kansas, Crossed Out, Ratt, Moderat Likvidation, Little Richard, Cryptic Slaughter, The Stooges, Black Sabbath, Cinderella, Rattus, David Bowie, Totalitar, Ripcord, Journey, old Suicidal Tendencies, Siege, Minor Threat, Styx, Shitlickers, Neil Young, Kaaos, MC5, Wehrmacht, Hanoi Rocks, Heresy, N.W.A., Terveet Kadet and the list goes on!!!!!!

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released February 9, 2013

Sexed up, puked all over and shit out by Dirty Mike & The Boys.
Recorded and Mixed by Sean Vahle.
Mastered by Gary Griffith.

DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS ARE: Dirty Mike/Insults...... Big Baby Jesus/GuitFiddle...... Brucifer/Bowels...... Juan Bonham/Cans&Steel

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Dirty Mike & The Boys Los Angeles, California

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Current and former members of: Phobia, Gasp, Worshorse, Cobra Venom, Progeria, Mange, CB5, Gravehill, D.I.S., Purgatory's Gate and other bands decided to get together and make some creepy noise. Not for the weak of heart, or those who are into avant, core, prog, this, that or the other. Simple punked out lunacy is all we are about ... more

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Track Name: Misery is Destiny
Here is my dreadful fate. On this fateful day.
I'm not just broken. I'm in dire straits.

Goodbye to love, never to see you again.
On this train to hell, no light at the end.

Not just depressed. Not just in my head.
Have to rid myself. Of this fucking dread.

Goodbye to love, never to see you again.
On this train to hell, no light at the end.

Until then-I'll just-Live with-This pain.
Misery is-Destiny as-Are my-Dire straits.

MY DIRE STRAITS!
MY DIRE STRAITS!
MY DIRE STRAITS!
Track Name: Cops Trying to Kill Me
Code of silence, deafening. Cops are out, murdering.
Badge and gun, courage runs. Beaten badly, more to come.
Thin blue line, baffles me. Cops will kill, emergency.
911, gang hotline. Police mob, crossed the line.

Crossed the line.

COPS TRYING TO KILL ME! Even killing women and kids.
COPS TRYING TO KILL ME! It's time for war, fuck this shit.

Homeless man, begs for life. Screams for mercy, as he dies.
Cops all laugh, at the corpse. Beaten to death, no remorse.
Scum of the earth, we are tired. Deserve to die, not just fired.
To answer for, this man's life. Can you live with how he died?

How he died.

COPS TRYING TO KILL ME! Even killing women and kids.
COPS TRYING TO KILL ME! It's time for war, fuck this shit.

Enforce the law,police state. Cops hunting. Lie in wait.
Civil unrest, police power. Reckoning, high noon hour.
I'm fucked... They always win. 2012 East Berlin.
Hands up, I'm unarmed. Time for me, to buy the farm.

Buy the farm.

COPS TRYING TO KILL ME! Even killing women and kids.
COPS TRYING TO KILL ME! It's time for war, fuck this shit.
Track Name: Kill Yourself(For Someone Else)
Where did our love go? And the hate grow?
What happened between us? I really need to know.

Love turned to hate. How can this be?
(I) Despise the sight of you. (You) Despise the sight of me.

Used to make you smile. Now I make you frown.
My world was so perfect, now it's upside down.

Feelings of happiness. Turned to pure hate.
Won't be able to fix this, nope it's too late.

Fixing this... Is a fucking... Waste of time.
Track Name: Death of Me
She kicks my dog, she fucked my Dad. Slapped my Mom, don't make her mad.
Stupid fucking crazy bitch. I'm gonna be dead in a ditch.

She's the death of me.

Hates my friends, (but) gives them head. Burns my records, wants me dead.
Doesn't matter what I say. She fucking hates me anyways.

She's the death of me.

Trashed my house, crashed my car. Spends her money, at the bar.
Treats me like shit, fucks with my head. I still love her, she wants me dead.

She's the death of me.
Track Name: Night of the Creeps
Living room meth lab explodes like a bomb. Microwaved babies screaming for Mom.
Sleep is the cousin, the cousin of death. It's 3am... TIME TO GET SOME METH!!!!!!

Euphoria is here, Barstow is gone. Fuck it's 4am, time to mow the lawn.
Gotta fix my car, gotta clean the house. Mouth is a desert, endless fucking drought.

Living room meth lab explodes like a bomb. Microwaved babies screaming for Mom.
Sleep is the cousin, the cousin of death. It's 3am... TIME TO GET SOME METH!!!!!!

Got no money. Steal from my Folks. Total piece of shit. Life's different strokes.
Speed bumps all over, White Dragon smoke. Fat dirty lines, mix it with some coke.
Track Name: Falling Down
PAIN has me falling down, falling down, falling down.
PAIN has me falling down, life is shaky.

DEPRESSION has me falling down, falling down, falling down.
DEPRESSION has me falling down, life is crazy.

Thousand yard stare. Life sucked out of me.
Sick of this shit. The demons stay after me.

SADNESS has me falling down, falling down, falling down.
SADNESS has me falling down, life is shaky.

LIFE has me falling down, falling down, falling down.
LIFE has me falling down, life is crazy.

Thousand yard stare. Life sucked out of me.
Sick of this shit. The demons stay after me.
Track Name: Soup Kitchen
I'm the main asshole and I'm a fucking creep. Me and my boys destroy, so don't ya fuck with me!

WE ARE! DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS!!!!!!

We play creep music. Disgusting is the rule. Fast and fucking loud. Lemmy would approve.

WE ARE! DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS!!!!!!

Jerking off in your Mom's room. Taking shits in your pool.
Fucking your Grandma in the ass, she thinks our dirty cocks rule!

WE ARE! DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS!!!!!!
WE ARE! DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS!!!!!!
Track Name: Stabbing You 149 Times
Lying, cheating, hurting is all that you do. Driving me insane, is not fucking new.
Playing games, messing around, puttting me down. Time to get my knife.
And go cut you!

TIME TO DIE! By my knife. Stabbing you, 149 TIMES!
TIME TO DIE! By my knife. Stabbing you, 149 TIMES!

Made up my mind to break the curse of you. Always hated me, but I fucking knew.
One of these days, and it won't be long, you'll be gone. Time to get my knife.
And go cut you!

TIME TO DIE! By my knife. Stabbing you, 149 TIMES!
TIME TO DIE! By my knife. Stabbing you, 149 TIMES!